Obama’s Speech to Children AHHHH!

Hide the children, board up the houses because evil is coming to our school system on Tuesday at noon. The President of the United States, the democratically elected leader of the greatest republic ever seen on this earth, wants to speak to our school children. He wants to speak about communist principles of personal goal setting because all Communist states are well known for individualism. The President also is going to push the idea of staying in school so you can be a productive member of society. We most definitely do not want this to happen; we do not want an educated society. We want a nation full of individuals who cannot think for themselves, but can dumbly and blindly follow a fearless leader. I mean seriously what good has education ever done for humankind?

Once again I come out supporting the ignorant people who want to block their young children from the traumatic experience of listening to a successful leader of the greatest nation on earth try to convince children to stay in school (it’s not like the United States has the highest dropout rate of any post-industrialized nation) and to set personal goals. Personal goals should never be pushed in a capitalistic society because people might come up with new ideas and allow the United States to stay ahead of the curve in the world.

So please, keep your kids’ ears away from hearing the President speak, he might actually try to help the nation out. Heck, if I do not like people I tune them out; I never want to hear their side of the argument because that could only lead to compromise that actually might mutually benefit both of us. I say keep making America more ignorant, keep teaching our kids not to listen to those who have different viewpoints because an uneducated, uncompromising nation will always outpace anyone!